My friend and I were joking around the other day about how we would like to have a version of "Like a Boss" by The Lonely Island, so my friend got to work. He posted a thread about it asking for phrases, and that's what we got. So, without further ado, here it is.
Like a House
Mr. House Thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the House
Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the House
Well the first thing I do is...
Ignore patients (like a house)
Find out symptoms (like a house)
Avoid the Clinic (like a house)
Crack a joke (like a house)
Confuse my team (like a house)
My own office (like a house)
Play with this ball (like a house)
Get Vicodin (like a house)
Insult Cuddy (like a house)
More Clinic Duty (like a house)
Fire my team (like a house)
Fall down (like a house)
Call Wilson (like a house)
Go bowling (like a house)
Get a cool cane (like a house)
Cut-throat bitch (like a house)
Take some more pills (like a house)
Fire the morman (like a house)
Be loveist (like a house)
Be tribal (like a house)
Take a fork (like a house)
In the socket (like a house)
*Heart stopping noises*
Almost die (like a house)
Start trippin' balls (like a house)
Get my leg fixed (like a house)
Run 8 miles (like a house)
Get some more pills (like a house)
Now my leg hurts (like a house)
Get a motorbike (like a house)
Foreshadow lying (like a house)
Hire a new team (like a house)
Crack my skull (like a house)
Remember stuff (like a house)
Pass out (like a house)
Have a seizure (like a house)
Play video games (like a house)
It's not lupus (like a house)
Oh wait it is (like a house)
Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?
No doubt
You trip balls and insult people?
Hell yeah
And I think at one point there you said something about commiting Self Delete
Nope!
Actually I'm pretty sure you did
Nah, that ain't me
Okay, well this has been eye opening for me
I'm the House
Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times
I'm the House
Yeah yeah I got it!
It's not lupus
No I heard you, see ya later
LIKE A HOUSE!
