1. If a rooster laid an egg on top of a triangular roof, which way will it roll off?
2. If a plane crash right in the middle of the border between USA and Canada, which side do you bury the survivors?
3. What do you wear everyday, but you always want more?
4. If you had a cup of water, is is half full? Or half empty?
5. If you didn't have a shadow, what would your shadow look like?
6. When somebody says hello, are they saying hello, or Hell-o?
1. Roosters don't lay eggs.
2. You don't bury survivors.
3. Skin? I dunno.
4. Depends on how high you filled it.
5. Nothing because it's not there.
6. They're saying hello.