Paranoia

[Hugums]

Right so... The traffic lights are out to get me. Everytime I can see one it turns red so i would be able to cross if i was at the cross walk but I NEVER am. Then they turn green AS SOON AS I GET TO THE GOD DAMN CROSS WALK. These loving things are out to get me, trying to make me J-Walk I'm not gonna do it I WON'T DO IT.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

[Ad Bot]

[orange wolf]

those men watching you from the street cameras just love the forget with you huh?

[Hugums]

those men watching you from the street cameras just love the forget with you huh?

Ya but you know what. I fooled them cause i'm bringing my paint ball gun everywhere now and BANG no more camera for them... I WILL loving WIN.

[Nepthan]

Refuse to make their lives easy!

[orange wolf]

No, no, then you'll get charged with damage to state property, instead when the light turns red throw up the middle finger and walk right on through, then if you get hit by a car you can blame the state for crappy workings of the automatic pressure plate stop lights.

[JD]

OH GOD--That reminded me of for like 3 whole months I'd always look at clocks when they had weird numbers..
Like 1:23, 12:34, 3:45, 3:33, ETC

[Brickman]

OH GOD--That reminded me of for like 3 whole months I'd always look at clocks when they had weird numbers..
Like 1:23, 12:34, 3:45, 3:33, ETC

My sister does that every possible time there could be, it's loving annoying since she's like "OH LOOK! IT'S MAGICAL TIME, 12:34!!!"... She's 16 :(

[Plateau]

I have paranoia too with clocks for like 1 month the time was 9:11 and 10:11

[Riot]

Holy shat I look at the clock and see 9:11
Is it a problem?

[TheWorm]

I have paranoia too with clocks for like 1 month the time was 9:11 and 10:11

Oh god, 08:21:23 pm. Father Time is out to get you!!

[Rughugger]

I always seem to notice clocks at 9:11 and at 12:34. Doesn't mean anything to me really.

[Zenthos]

12:34