So my friend went afk to watch anime and such sillyness. In order to punish her for not letting me bother her in real time by being afk, I decided to bother her with a compelling insperational tune. This however changed drastically once the not-currently-cycloptic-but-soon-to-be-squid attacked. Read more to learn.
DOOOONT YOU KNOOOW THAT YOU ARE A SHOOTING STAAAAAR?!?!??!
DOOOOOONT YOU KNOOOOOOOOOOOW?!?!?!?!
*insert epic guitar solo here*
WOOOOAAAHWOAAAWOOAAAA WOOAAAAHWOAHOWAHOAHA
DOOOOOOOONT YOU KNOOOOOOOO
OOOH OOOOH OOOH OOOH OOOH
NOOOO NOOO NOO NO
LADANAAAA NANANA NANANANANA
NANANANANANANANANA
WOO!
NANANANANANA
NAAAAAAAAAAA
LANANANANANANANA
ahh thats such a relaxing song
but suddenly
the squid attacks!
the royal navy is called in to survey the scene
twelve fishing vessels off of ye olde fishing area
eaten with suction cups and beaks and squiddyness!
the queen puts in a direct connection with the lead admirial inspecting the wrekcage
ADMIRAL NORTHINGBURGSTON! WHAT BEITH IN THY SIGHT
the admiral sees that there are fish cause they are in a fishing area
BUT WHAT OF YE OLDE KRAKEN
COME UNTO THIS LAND TO DEVOUR ALL WHO SEARCH THE SEAS FOR FISHY GOODNESS
and delightful fish snacks
but admiral northingburgston sees no squid or kraken
and eats a fishstick
but when he does, this is the summoning call for the evil squid person
and the squid eats three whole ships!
admiral northingbugrston then takes his gunand shotted the squid in the eye
and the squid yells or screaches or whatever squid noise that is
and admiral northingburgston swims to admirial northingburgston's ship but was broken but he
did not see this for the ship was broken in the back
and he climbs on the ship to fin the back of the ship was eaten by the squid who is angry and
furious over the loss of the eye
the cycloptic squid rears back and whinneys before it charges upon the mean admiral
northingburgston and admiral northingburgston's ship
and eats them
but not admiral northingburgston who survives in the water without a ship
and swims to antoher ship
but it is eaten too by the evil one-eyed squid
admiral northingburgston grabs onto a peice that the squid did not eat and floats to an
island
the queen yells
ADMIRAL NORTHINGBURGSTON AND ADMIRAL NORTHINGBURGSTON'S SHIP AND CREW ARE NOT PRESENT AND
ACCOUNTED FOR BECAUSE OF THAT WRETCHED CYCLOPTIC SQUID WITH ONE EYE THAT ATE ADMIRAL NORTHINGBURGSTON AND
ADMIRAL NORTHINGBURGSTON'S SHIP AND CREW
but admiral northingburgston cannot correct the queen over her ascerations that admiral
northingburgston is eaten for admiral northingburgston is stranded on an island that was where the peice of
drifting drift wood drifted and landed on the shore of the island
and though the queen enjoys her rather large sound she is unable to communicate this message
to the island of which now resides admiralnorthingburgston and the peice of driftwood of which transported
admiral northingburgston to the island that admiral northingburgston and the peice of driftwood now reside
admiral northingburgston then ate a coconut
and it was good
meanwhile, while admiral northingburgston was enjoying this coconut, the cycloptic one eyed
squid-like cepholopod attacks the city of london
which is an imporant city because it has people and buildings and a bridge
which was on fire
and the squid was angered by this fire
and kidnapped the queen with the large noise for a ransom and returned to his home off the
coast of equatorial guine
but the inahbitants of this region were upset over the obvious misspelling of their name and
that of the name of their location of which they reside
The person you are annoying's status is now "Idle". (8/27/2009 10:02 PM)
so he moved to a small cabin out west
where he raised buffalo and various silk worms and bugs and worms
but not slugs
ew
admiral northingburgston came accross an abandoned queen with large noise while investigating
this new land he found
which he dubbed AFRICA
and the queen with large noise and admiral northingburgston and AFRICA were happy and they
moved and such so that they may inhabit mars
but as it is ye olde tiems they have no ship
so the queen with large noise and admiral northingburgston visit leonardo de vinci and borrow
a space ship cause he was smart and made a ship
and they went back to AFRICA and offered to journey with it but the AFRICA could not leave
for it was a continent
and that would be inconvenient to all those who made maps of the region
to recolor the continent with blue ink from it not being there
and tehre being water
but water is good for admiral northingburgston
because he flies boats and things
but dispite this persuation they decided to leave AFRICA
admiral northingburgston and the queen iwht large noise stopped for tea in london but the
queen with large noise and admiral northingburgston realised that the queen was a queen and must return to her
queenly duties
that being said, admiral northingburgston went to the moon himself
but missed
and landed in urstar fish
LOLOLOLOL
*ahem
and to this day, the only good beef jerky is cycloptic squid buffalo jerky
the end
Forgive me of the attrocious formating, but this is copied almost directly out of the chat-o-louge itself and is spacing and such in an unintuitive manner.
