There's something called "Real Life". You should make use of it.Press your hands against the chair, stand up and move your ass outside and maybe drive a bike.Perhaps that you even know what a bike is.
It is 2 am.
I know!You could make a topic called "Bored as forget."And then constantly reply into it!That would work.
Play basketball to wake up your dad, telling him that you want to become a super star and the best basketball player EVER.
Then he became the king of pop:3
Michael Jordan.