It's simple create your best emote story you can and post it here. I'll start.
Once upon a time

wanted a

, but a

was holding it hostage. So

threw

at the

and he died instantly since the

was lactose intolerant. Then

got his

, and the

lived happily ever after in

's tummy until

pooped him out, and a lilttle boy stepped on him.
The End.