Author Topic: Funny Metaphors  (Read 1206 times)

I'd like to bang him/her like a screen door in a hurricane.
Hotter than a roo's tail in a bushfire.
You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH

Yeh I just ripped a bunch of stuff I found funny. Post yours :D

the stuffs gonna hit the fan.
just gives me a funny mental image.  of a monkey throwing stuff at a fan.  idk


They're all over that like white on rice.

I'll be over there faster than a jackrabbit on a hot day in a fryin' pan.

That's lower than a rattlesnake's bellybutton.

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from
experience, like a guy who went blind because he
looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes
with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country
speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking
at a solar eclipse without one of those
boxes with a pinhole in it.

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.

The little boat gently drifted across the pond
exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

similies

True, similes use like or as.

Darmok and Jilad at Tanagra.
Shakka, when the walls fell.
Sokath, his eyes uncovered!
Temba, his arms wide!