dumbass kids at my school constantly ask me if i have a facebook and stuff.
Why do I need a facebook? All i'm doing is interacting with people I hate that I have to interact with from 7:25-2:45 every day already.
This annoying kid Jesse is always being all "OMG I HAVE LIKE 100 FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK". Yeah, congrats on making 100 friends you don't know over the internet, some of which might be child enthusiasts, congratulations.