Girl Trouble

[Ephialtes]

God damn you.

We got a new girl this year. She's kinda pretty, she's always staring at me. Guess we'll see. :D

People may also stare if you're hideously disfigured/ugly. Just keep that in mind!

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[Caution]

People may also stare if you're hideously disfigured/ugly. Just keep that in mind!

Dream crusher.

[Ephialtes]

It's not crushing your dreams unless your self esteem is so pathetic that you consider yourself to possibly be hideously ugly based on what some guy on the internet said, in which case you'll never get anywhere anyway.

[General Nick]

God damn you.

We got a new girl this year. She's kinda pretty, she's always staring at me. Guess we'll see. :D

Study body language, NOW.

If she twirls her fingers in her hair or rubs a phallus-shaped object whenever she sees you/talks to you it means she likes you.

[Marcem]

It's not crushing your dreams unless your self esteem is so pathetic that you consider yourself to possibly be hideously ugly based on what some guy on the internet said, in which case you'll never get anywhere anyway.

This isn't just some guy, this is Ephialtes! t3h cr34tzor 0f t3h rtbz!!!!!  But seriously, I laughed.

[Caution]

It's not crushing your dreams unless your self esteem is so pathetic that you consider yourself to possibly be hideously ugly based on what some guy on the internet said, in which case you'll never get anywhere anyway.

I was kidding. No offense but to me you're just a guy on the internet who knows how to program. Your opinion poses as much use to me as an onion random, but when masses of people over the internet who are semi-serious express their opinions it has a growing effect. Versus if I were to pick up my phone now and text one of my best friends, that would matter more than anything said on the internet.

Study body language, NOW.

If she twirls her fingers in her hair or rubs a phallus-shaped object whenever she sees you/talks to you it means she likes you.

Thanks Captain Obvious.

Nah, kidding.

[Ephialtes]

No offense but to me you're just a guy on the internet who knows how to program.

It's not crushing your dreams unless your self esteem is so pathetic that you consider yourself to possibly be hideously ugly based on what some guy on the internet said, in which case you'll never get anywhere anyway.

???

That's exactly what I said. I even said it mockingly to state that you shouldn't take the advice of some random person like myself on the internet. You have just invented this false memory that I said something along the lines of:

I, Ephialtes - best person on the internet ever who is also the best programmer, do declare you to be sinfully ugly.

[Caution]

I understand that, I just explained it further. I also said that I wouldn't really consider doing most things people online would recommend unless I know them personally.

[Caution]

She got pissed at me today. Seems like it anyways.

Her cousin texted me saying I was hot (bull), and she asked if I liked her. I didn't even know her or what she even looked like so I said I didn't know, and she got pissed and spazzed. Then the one I (sort of) like didn't talk to me at all today.

[TapeDeck]

She got pissed at me today. Seems like it anyways.

Her cousin texted me saying I was hot (bull), and she asked if I liked her. I didn't even know her or what she even looked like so I said I didn't know, and he got pissed and spazzed. Then the one I (sort of) like didn't talk to me at all today.

go cry on FML

seriously, this isn't your personal blog

EDIT: Speaking of blogs, VH needs to update his.

[Caution]

It's a loving forum. Get the hell over it. If you don't like it, then stop posting on it.

[chaseyqurt]

She got pissed at me today. Seems like it anyways.

Her cousin texted me saying I was hot (bull), and she asked if I liked her. I didn't even know her or what she even looked like so I said I didn't know, and he got pissed and spazzed. Then the one I (sort of) like didn't talk to me at all today.

:V

Also, I agree with TapeDeck, go Q.Q about this stuff here, this really isn't your special place to vent.

[TapeDeck]

:V

the cousin is a guy

[Caution]

Shut up, friend, ever heard of a typo?

[chaseyqurt]

Wait what?

Her cousing texted me saying I was hot, and SHE asked if I liked her.

wat