Rug, your long lost cousin Prince Uklumulo of Nigeria has died, and in order to take control of his assets I need you to wire in some good faith money.
NO wai!!! I totally was going to not see him next month for his 13th Barmitzfah! Oh how I will live in regret for life! Oh wait, how much is he leaving me? It better be a lot, that cheap bastard always was a penny pincher.
