Author Topic: 5 Hour Energy  (Read 2985 times)

I have a very good reason to drink these.

This stuff is disgusting. It tastes disgusting, smells disgusting, looks disgusting. It's like drinking cough syrup, but with less benefits and more throat-burning and gagging. Didn't even give me "5 hours" of "energy".
If you people just got enough sleep and a set sleep schedule, you wouldn't even need this crap.
For truth.


Fun story: Because my body wasn't exposed to any caffeine for several years after birth and I still only have like one caffeinated soda a month, my body can't handle caffein. A Dr.Pepper in the morning will, and has, kept me up until 4.

So, 5 Hour Energy = Bad for Spock


Fun story: Because my body wasn't exposed to any caffeine for several years after birth and I still only have like one caffeinated soda a month, my body can't handle caffein. A Dr.Pepper in the morning will, and has, kept me up until 4.
Fun fact: Nobody's exposed to considerable doses of it for at least 7 years if their parents are sensible. You're probably just sensitive to it or have some crazy disorder.

Fun fact: Nobody's exposed to considerable doses of it for at least 7 years if their parents are sensible. You're probably just sensitive to it or have some crazy disorder.

I am sensitive to it, very sensitive.

Lots of 8th graders here get hyped up on the stuff.  They really don't need it.

a banana will fill you up
a two ounce shot will not.
A two ounce shot will give you a ton of energy
a banana will not last you 5 hours

Ant, did you really think I actually meant a banana? You get my point, you don't need medicine for what healthful habits can do.

I prefer Monster but thats just me
:o


I prefer Root beer that's not caffeinated, but I also like Mountain Dew.
But I HATE the orange extract in it. I usually have Voltage.

I hate this stuff, it works alright but it tastes like drinking sugar water with more sugar then water. :(
What did you expect? That's what it is.