Author Topic: Windows 8?  (Read 673 times)

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blah blah blah windows OS's blah blah
2012    Windows 8    Unknown    Upcoming    Unknown

That's whats gonna happen in 2012! W8 is end of world? I think not =\

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2012 is NOT GOING TO BE THE END OF THE WORLD.

But such an unoriginal name could start the end.


2012 Is said to be the beginning of a golden era.
Throw Windows 8 and there and It sounds logical.

God tells a priest that he is going to destroy the world but he will be one of three people who will survive. The priest tells his parishioners he has good news and bad news. The good news is: I have spoken with God. The bad news is, he's going to destroy the world and you are all doomed.

God then tells a rabbi that he is going to destroy the world but he will be one of three people who will survive. The rabbi tells his congregation he has good news and bad news.
   

The good news is: I have spoken with God. The bad news is, he's going to destroy the world and you are all doomed.

God then tells the last of the three, Bill Gates, that he is going to destroy the world but he will be one of three people who will survive. Gates tells his employees he has good news and very good news. The good news is: I have spoken with God. The very good news is, you don't have to worry about fixing Windows 95.


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That looked like it was gonna be great and hilarious but then it wasn't, and now you are on the list of people I have to irrationally kill for making me disappointed.

2012 Is said to be the beginning of a golden era.
Throw Windows 8 and there and It sounds logical.

This is the first time I seen 'Windows' and 'Golden Era' in the same place.