I have a stewie bottle opener for beers or soda

[yoemex]

I've had it since i was like 4 or 5 and today i came back from school and it was broken somehow I tried hitting it and other stuff it kept saying the same thing over and over then i heard it say "Go Patriotism!" Over and over showed it to my mom and then it sounded like it talked in Chinese then it turned off

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[A.R.C.]

What?

[Muzzles56]

Lol. Imagine Stewie speaking Chinese... hahaha...

[yoemex]

Lol. Imagine Stewie speaking Chinese... hahaha...

Inorite? It was kind of creepy

[Cody574]

My parents had a Three Stooges bottle opener once.

It only had one recording and it sounded handicapped.

[Menen]

I tried hitting it

Because thats how you fix things.

You broke it, Idiot.

And use periods.

[snot2]

GO PATRIOTISM!

[Marcem]

"for beers"
"since I was 4 or 5"
 

[yoemex]

"for beers"
"since I was 4 or 5"
 

It was my parent's >:[