What Marcem said, don't post "Please don't flame me."
At least show confidence in your posts, and if you feel you'll get flamed if posting this, obviously, don't post it.
It's simple common sense, just think before posting.
Although, I agree, this is ass clown city. But, it's the internet, might as well enjoy the time here. I don't even know you, but you're kinda cool.
Also, there is no way an admin will lock this.