Marriage with my best friend

[Madmitten]

How is being molested by an old guy going to turn a kid gay? Surely he'd be so scarred he'd never want to do it again?

what about catching AIDS via rape?
thats tops all of them

[Ad Bot]

[Tom Gunn]

So...wait...your aunt is a midgit?

[Madmitten]

So...wait...your aunt is a midgit?

how in the world did you come to that conclusion?
and if you mean my best friend
SHE IS NOT MY LITERAL AUNT
READ THE MAIN POST

[Ephialtes]

What makes her your aunt then? I don't understand. An aunt is a sister of a parent.

[Madmitten]

What makes her your aunt then? I don't understand. An aunt is a sister of a parent.

just forget I mentioned aunt.
I have lots of aunts and uncles
the one i am marrying is not a sister of a parent.
nor is she my aunt in anyway possible
i think i should lock this

[Doorman]

Good idea!