The oxygen-poor blood will accumulate in your capillaries, then the capillaries will explode in your brain. You will then be transported to the aliens who are watching us from outer space, and they will use the brown town probe on you for the purpose of a good laugh. Protect your valuable assets, wear a chastity belt.
You must be batty if you think about trying this.
Don't wet the bed. :S
Ahh, that would be horrible.And no late-night masturbating either >.<
Damn, little kids do this too?
The most recent generation of kids probably is hairier than all of us already D:
I want a hammock in my room instead of my bed.