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NO! NEBOR! NOBOR EBOR !

 In Russia B means V, so you said nevor - Never. Are you Russian?

Ok you're gonna make a grand omelet

Take 2 eggs, break them into a bowl and add a bit of milk. Stir briskly for about a minute and add some salt and pepper. Pour it into warm, oiled/buttered pan and let it sit for a few seconds. Take the ham and cheese and tear them into little bits. Throw it all in the pan and wait another minute. Stir it. Yes stir. Make sure it's all together. Once thats done keep flipping it around and mixing it so tat the egg gets done lightly brown. Now turn the stove all the way down and put some bread in the toaster. once the toast pops add just a little butter, now put the egg on the toast and make into a sammich. Eat up :D

Or you could make Baked Alaska

Ingredients

2 quarts vanilla ice cream, softened
1 (18.25 ounce) package white cake mix
1 egg
1/2 teaspoon almond extract
8 egg whites
1/8 teaspoon cream of tartar
1/8 teaspoon salt
1 cup white sugar
Directions

Line the bottom and sides of an 8-inch round mixing bowl or deep 8-inch square container with foil. Spread ice cream in container, packing firmly. Cover and freeze 8 hours or until firm.
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour an 8x8 inch pan.
Prepare cake mix with egg and almond extract. Pour into prepared pan.
Bake in preheated oven according to package instructions, until center of cake springs back when lightly touched.
Beat egg whites with cream of tartar, salt and sugar until stiff peaks form.
Line a baking sheet with parchment or heavy brown paper. Place cake in center. Turn molded ice cream out onto cake. Quickly and prettily spread meringue over cake and ice cream, all the way to paper to seal. Return to freezer 2 hours.
Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C).
Bake the Alaska on the lowest shelf, 8 to 10 minutes, or until meringue is lightly browned. Serve at once.


Ok you're gonna make a grand omelet

Take 2 eggs, break them into a bowl and add a bit of milk. Stir briskly for about a minute and add some salt and pepper. Pour it into warm, oiled/buttered pan and let it sit for a few seconds. Take the ham and cheese and tear them into little bits. Throw it all in the pan and wait another minute. Stir it. Yes stir. Make sure it's all together. Once thats done keep flipping it around and mixing it so tat the egg gets done lightly brown. Now turn the stove all the way down and put some bread in the toaster. once the toast pops add just a little butter, now put the egg on the toast and make into a sammich. Eat up :D

Or you could make Baked Alaska

Ingredients

Btw, the vid quality improved.


2 quarts vanilla ice cream, softened
1 (18.25 ounce) package white cake mix
1 egg
1/2 teaspoon almond extract
8 egg whites
1/8 teaspoon cream of tartar
1/8 teaspoon salt
1 cup white sugar
Directions

Line the bottom and sides of an 8-inch round mixing bowl or deep 8-inch square container with foil. Spread ice cream in container, packing firmly. Cover and freeze 8 hours or until firm.
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour an 8x8 inch pan.
Prepare cake mix with egg and almond extract. Pour into prepared pan.
Bake in preheated oven according to package instructions, until center of cake springs back when lightly touched.
Beat egg whites with cream of tartar, salt and sugar until stiff peaks form.
Line a baking sheet with parchment or heavy brown paper. Place cake in center. Turn molded ice cream out onto cake. Quickly and prettily spread meringue over cake and ice cream, all the way to paper to seal. Return to freezer 2 hours.
Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C).
Bake the Alaska on the lowest shelf, 8 to 10 minutes, or until meringue is lightly browned. Serve at once.



I'm not much of a baker, bro.

I can pretty much do it all but bake, I could only make 1 type of cake (Flourless)
So i guess I'm going with the omelet, guys remind me on Friday, I'm doing it every Friday and Monday, and this time less choppy

I'm going to get a tripod.
« Last Edit: February 02, 2010, 12:00:17 AM by MasterCookie »

Not too much, cheese, milk, a lot of cereal, some ham

Eggs, just some basic stuff.
Dude, you can make a friggin awesome omlette out of that stuff!

My omlettes are as follows:
3 eggs
milk
shredded cheese
sliced turkey
salt
pepper
Ketchup (optional if you don't like that combo)

Mix 3 eggs in a small bowl or cup with a fork. Add two shakes salt for each egg, one shake pepper for each egg. Then drip maybe a tablespoon of milk max. Stir in shredded cheese and turkey slice bits and cook over medium low heat. When the top of the eggs look like they are firming up a bit, lift the omlette up with a flipping spatula and let the liquid dribble to the pan, then turn over and let cook for another 2 minutes. Turn off heat at this point. Add optional toast and butter, cup of milk and fruit if you have any lying around. That is one hell of a breakfast or late night meal.

stuff, Huggums beat me to it but the way I turn my omlette is different. =p

A little late dude!
But Good to know my next one will be an omelet!

Nice Oven bud, ima come crack that security code just so you can cook me some Bacon and Eggs.


Nice Oven bud, ima come crack that security code just so you can cook me some Bacon and Eggs.

Combo to are front door is 2846
Thats it for all the rooms but mine , mine is 1234.

Kthx.

mine is 1234.
"That's the same combination an idiot would have on his luggage." - Dark helmet, Spaceballs

I eat the butter in slices HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

"That's the same combination an idiot would have on his luggage." - Dark helmet, Spaceballs

Hahaha, and strangely no one has gotten it.

Bump for better quality Vid.