Carl! There is a dead human in our house!
Oh, hey... how did he get here?
Carl! What did you do!
Me Uta- I didn't do this!
Explain what happend Carl!
I've never seen him before in my life.
Why did you kill this person Carl?
I do not kill people... That is that is my LEAST favorite thing to do.
Tell me Carl. What were you doing before I got home?
well, alright well I was upstairs
OK
I was sitting in my room
yes
reading a book
Go on
and well this guy walked in
OK
So I went up to him
yes
And I..uh.. I stabbed him 37 times in the chest
._.
Carl! THAT kills people!!!
ooh, oh wow..I ... I didn't know that
How could you NOT know that?
Yeah I'm in the wrong here... I suck
What happend to his hands?
Whats that?
His his hands why are they missing?
well I uh.... Kinda cooked them up and ate them...
._.
Carl!
well I- I was hungry, and well you know when you crave hands tha-
Why on earth would you do that?
I was hungry for hands! Gimme a break.
caaaarl.
My stomach was making the rumblies-
Carl-
-that only hands would satisfy.
What is wrong with you Carl?
Well.. I... I kill people and I eat hands, that's 2 things...
Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUPCB9533Y - NOTE: I DID NOT MAKE THIS UP I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS :D
