Why do you have to lie?

[Saber15]

I never lie.

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[RedSaturn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc79ho-PzeE I had too :D

[TomTheGeek]

I lie when I fap for no reason at all

"What are you doing?"

"Reading the forums"

:3

Also I have to lie that I never broke my Wii to my dad, or he will be pissed.

[Skip]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc79ho-PzeE I had too :D

LOL

[RedSaturn]

I lie when I fap for no reason at all

"What are you doing?"

"Reading the forums"
:3

Also I have to lie that I never broke my Wii to my dad, or he will be pissed.

I do the same, almost every week

[chozen1]

the only reason why i lie is becouse if i tell the truth my teacher will come down on me like a bunch of bricks.
"i forgot to start reading"
"RANDY!!!!!!*yells and shtuff*"
SEE?

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the only reason why i lie is becouse if i tell the truth my teacher will come down on me like a bunch of bricks.
"i forgot to start reading"
"RANDY!!!!!!*yells and shtuff*"
SEE?

A. You bumped.
B. How do you "forget" to start reading?
C. Yes, a teacher will flip out on their students like that for little things and still have their job.

[SupremeCommander]

Yes, a teacher will flip out on their students like that for little things and still have their job.

They do. A couple of our teachers have had huge screams, you know, ones that last a whole period. That is frightening.

[Skip]

They do. A couple of our teachers have had huge screams, you know, ones that last a whole period. That is frightening.

If a teacher flipped out screaming like that at all at my school, they'd lose their job faster than... stuff.

[SupremeCommander]

If a teacher flipped out screaming like that at all at my school, they'd lose their job faster than... stuff.

Our chemistry teacher did it when a boy swore in class.
The teacher is a foul man, and swear a lot, etc, but the school cannot afford to lose him as he has ensured that they won the state chemistry prize for years now.

That boy swore when he got his test mark at the beginning of class, and then the teacher raged. He yelled at the kid for being foul, and basically insulted him regarding his effort for about 40 mins.
Then let us go. We were terrified.

[Skip]

Our chemistry teacher did it when a boy swore in class.
The teacher is a foul man, and swear a lot, etc, but the school cannot afford to lose him as he has ensured that they won the state chemistry prize for years now.

That boy swore when he got his test mark at the beginning of class, and then the teacher raged. He yelled at the kid for being foul, and basically insulted him regarding his effort for about 40 mins.
Then let us go. We were terrified.

I love my school now.

[chozen1]

A. You bumped.
B. How do you "forget" to start reading?
C. Yes, a teacher will flip out on their students like that for little things and still have their job.

we have a book assigned to us that we have to read in one week,and i just forgot to start reading at all.

[Chriz]

A. You bumped.
B. How do you "forget" to start reading?
C. Yes, a teacher will flip out on their students like that for little things and still have their job.

Haha, sarcasm font.

Lies are good.

Like, lets say your mother killed your father's favorite pet, or erased his favorite show off the VCR.

Father: What happened to my ________?
You: (lie)
Father: Oh. Okay.

Or would you prefer

Father: What happened to my _________?
You: (tell the truth)
Father: What?! I will have to talk to your mother about this!

The result of example B could be bad depending on what the father is like.

[shady12103]

I thought that was abe Lincoln.

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