My snake is bleeding!

[Evo Chief]

Mend a snake 101

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[SupremeCommander]

Yeah, it was pretty bad last night. Won't be masturbating for awhile.

Logically. Wait until you are positively certain that you have no pain or any suspicion regarding the wound before you consider it.
You'll just have to bear your love drive for a while.

[Niliscro]

Lets see what the choices were:
Use your hand until you get laid, or make a gash in your snake because you couldn't wait for a better experience...

I think I would wait.  Or use lotion, and not a tuna can.

[Evo Chief]

You'll just have to bear your love drive for a while.

Thats gotta suck.

[MrMulch]

I can't live without jacking off, what will I do without my pinus!?

[Evo Chief]

I can't live without jacking off, what will I do without my pinus!?

Look at old people with baggy arms. That makes your boner go down and leaves you cringing for a while.

[SupremeCommander]

Thats gotta suck.

It's worse for some than others.

[Niliscro]

Best way to not get a boner:  always picture the ugliest girl you know...as a transvestite.

[FrAgGEr]

Best way to not get a boner:  always picture the ugliest girl you know...as a transvestite.

that just makes me have a bigger boner

[Andretti]

Best way to not get a boner:  always picture the ugliest girl you know...as a transvestite.

So true

[Nepthan]

Rosie 'O' Donnel

D:

[SupremeCommander]

Best way to not get a boner:  always picture the ugliest girl you know...as a transvestite.

I think of cricket.  

[Niliscro]

that just makes me have a bigger boner

That just means you're forgeted up.

[SupremeCommander]

That just means you're forgeted up.

Or he doesn't know any ugly women.

[superslayer]

ok soa tunna can... um ok thats new.......