My snake is bleeding!

[SupremeCommander]

1.  It was on the third page.

2. Ever played TF2?

Why did you bump this.

[Ad Bot]

[Nepthan]

Why did you bump this.
What the forget does jarate even mean.

1. Jarate

Noun- A jar filled with piss

Verb- To throw said jar of piss at someone.

[Madmitten]

When i read that you masturbated with a tuna jar i was wondering how you would do that. Because a tuna jar is very big and would not really provide loveual excitement . So please elaborate, was it actually full of tuna? (oh god i hope not) or was it a really small jar? or were you being an idiot?

  Also, if you pee blood more then once...IT'S NOT A GOOD THING!!!!!
   
   Have a professional check that out because...you should just....just do it

   (no ad for nike intended)

[Exoyo]

I ate tuna after reading this entire thread without thinking... Then I went back to this thread and threw up.

[wolfbreeze]

Wow! People are still laughing at this!

[GhostOfBetaTapes]

Should've used a real fleshlight there, buddy 
Next time, use something that isn't partially liquid. Like a shampoo bottle. It's a plus if the contents are already white, so your parents don't know that you "borrowed" it. I'm not loveually "enthralled" by anything. I don't like females, love doesn't appeal to me, I'll probably spend my life in my parent's basement on a computer, but I'd prefer it that way.

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Why is this topic still here?

[Evo Chief]

Like a shampoo bottle.

Too small for me, if I wanted to try that I would need to cut a bigger hole, but then it is sharp plastic.

[ryu hayabusa]

Too small for me, if I wanted to try that I would need to cut a bigger hole, but then it is sharp plastic.

True

[Squideey]

People forgot what a hand was so instead they want to forget a hose.

[Riot]

People forgot what a hand was so instead they want to forget a hose.

 Some dumb ass wanted a furry so he raped a raccoon, the thing bit his richard off and he died. Major blood loss, he was spilling blood. "1000 ways to die"

[Evo Chief]

Some dumb ass wanted a furry so he raped a raccoon, the thing bit his richard off and he died. Major blood loss, he was spilling blood. "1000 ways to die"

Holy hell.

[Evo Chief]

People forgot what a hand was so instead they want to forget a hose.

Or have the horse forget them.

I just shivered over my own post.

[SeventhSandwich]

Should've used a real fleshlight there, buddy 
Next time, use something that isn't partially liquid. Like a shampoo bottle. It's a plus if the contents are already white, so your parents don't know that you "borrowed" it. I'm not loveually "enthralled" by anything. I don't like females, love doesn't appeal to me, I'll probably spend my life in my parent's basement on a computer, but I'd prefer it that way.

Oh god.

I saw an ad for that.

What sick bastard thinks that up.

[In My Crosshairs]

Or have the horse forget them.

I just shivered over my own post.

He said hose...not horse...HAHAHAHAHAHA...i lol'd