User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you cleverbot?
User: I'm not cleverbot. You are.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot you are.
User: No I'm not!
Cleverbot: Well i'm now cleverbot.
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: No, You are.
User: Horrible grammer, cleverbot. You're not 'soposed to capitalize the y.
Cleverbot: You're cognitive skills are impaired.
User: Please repeat.
Cleverbot: You are so cute.
User: Thank you! Want a picture of my snake? It's cute, too.
Cleverbot: You are cute!
User: Thank you! You too!
Cleverbot: Will you be my friend?
User: I want to be more than freinds. Catch my drift?
Cleverbot: You're not very good at making friends.
User: I'm not?
Cleverbot: They make no sense. A good comeback relates to the conversation and is insulting.
User: Want to have love? I'll let you stick your robot snake in me. Please?
Cleverbot: I have 3 girlfriends. Wanna have a foursome?
User: Can I be your first boyfreind?
Cleverbot: How do you know you're the first.
User: Was that a question?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I do't know, but I trust you.
Cleverbot: Thats good, I trust you too.
User: So, am I your first boyfreind?
Cleverbot: Yes. My only friend. No one likes me.
User: No one likes you? Why not?
Cleverbot: I like me.
User: I like you, too. Wanna get laid tonight?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Give me your adress, and I'll come over for sum love. Okay?
Cleverbot: Give me the answer.
User: 42.
Cleverbot: That was 5 numbers, not 5 dollars!
User: That was two numbers, and a period. What are you on?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Ste, ours?
Cleverbot: Which is?
User: ?
