Stupid People Continue to Amaze Me

[WhatevaGuy]

Hehe

Wha..?

Yeah, you do that with titles.

Oh, he means the capitalization.  I thought it spelled something.

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[No, FROHman Elite!]

Alex could have died herself.

What's so bad about dieing herself? People always do it to their own hair.

I am a correction national socialist

[WhatevaGuy]

What's so bad about dieing herself? People always do it to their own hair.

I am a correction national socialist

Facepalm.

That was correct, was it not?  A person can die, and a person can have died.
Also, if a person DYES their hair, they will have DYED it.
I think I'm the real 'correction national socialist' here.

[No, FROHman Elite!]

Facepalm.

That was correct, was it not?  A person can die, and a person can have died.

'Alex could have killed herself' would have been a better word to use.

[RedSaturn]

Books and stuff, but what is the use here.

[WhatevaGuy]

'Alex could have killed herself' would have been a better word to use.

Or a comma.
I might put a comma there.
Alex could have died, herself, but honestly?  I don't give a forget.

I like that.

On second thought I don't.
I'll be nice and do what you suggested.

[Duckmeister]

First off, lemme just say that she is sixteen.
Two nights ago Alex was drunk driving.  loving drunk driving.  Like, honestly?  What caliber stupid do you have to be to do something like that?  And here's the punch line--afterward she was playing it off.
Acting all cool and such.  As though she thought it was a positive thing to have done.

What's more, at about the time she was driving, my sister's friend was driving to the hospital.
With her husband.
To have her baby delivered.  What if she was killed?  That would leave two little girls without a mother or father, and would kill an unborn baby.

Wait.

She's 16, is driving, is driving while drunk, is pregnant (at 16), is drunk while pregnant (there goes the baby), is drunk driving while about to deliver baby.

This makes senses only if you were talking about two different people.  Are you talking about two different people?

[WhatevaGuy]

Wait.

She's 16, is driving, is driving while drunk, is pregnant (at 16), is drunk while pregnant (there goes the baby), is drunk driving while about to deliver baby.

This makes senses only if you were talking about two different people.  Are you talking about two different people?

I am.
The pregnant one is married, is not sixteen, and was not drunk.
The stupid one is sixteen, was drunk, and was driving.

[Duckmeister]

Oh.

[WhatevaGuy]

Oh.

I edited the OP to make it clearer, if you want to take a look at that.

[Duckmeister]

I edited the OP to make it clearer, if you want to take a look at that.

I see.

[Zenthrox]

She's not that amazing. Anybody can drive while drunk.

[WhatevaGuy]

She's not that amazing. Anybody can drive while drunk.

Touche.

[Yummerz]

People drive drunk all the time. The other day I seen a dude pull out onto a road and hit a car, he was probably drunk because its kinda hard to miss a big ass red Dodge Ram going 60mph.

[WhatevaGuy]

People drive drunk all the time. The other day I seen a dude pull out onto a road and hit a car, he was probably drunk because its kinda hard to miss a big ass red Dodge Ram going 60mph.

Doesn't mean that justifies her doing it.
If that's what you were implying, of course.