Regulith

[MtnDew]

All of the things the op described are more fit of a description of me.
Except the first two things.

The ego being bigger than our sun is true however. 

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[Regulith]

Tip: I've been on 1 server in the last 2 months or so and it was to mess with some 13-year-old kid looking for someone to lay him on Blockland. Either you're making stuff up or someone's impersonating me.

[Skyler97]

THIS THREAD NOW ABOUT PABLO PICASSO

[Harm94]

Sound more like Sirrus who's ego is the size of saturn.

[Skip]

THIS THREAD NOW ABOUT PABLO PICASSO

Out.
Get there.

[dkamm65]

What is this? Let me just drop this right here.

[lolzorz mcgee]

What is this? Let me just drop this right here.

-snip-

I smell BACKFIIIIIRE.

[Regulith]

What is this? Let me just drop this right here.

-snip-

Oh, now I see. Cute.

[Harm94]

What is this? Let me just drop this right here.
-evidence-

Back who is CookieMonster?

[dkamm65]

Back who is CookieMonster?

Skyler.

[Skyler97]

Skyler.

No.

[Skip]

What is this? Let me just drop this right here.

Skyler's a dumbass, I've known this forever.

No.

inb4overkillselfdefense

[lolzorz mcgee]

No.

How can it NOT be?

No one is going to pretend to be YOU.

[Regulith]

Trying to cover our ass now, are we?

im kinda getting sick of this community

Then leave.

[Harm94]

And so begins the backfire where the backfiree Self Deletes.