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[Ryuu]

>John Go outside and retrieve your $1,000,000 cash prize.

[Ad Bot]

[Vulgus]

[Skateaton]

>John Go outside and retrieve your $1,000,000 cash prize.

[Vulgus]

Go and RAAAAAAA

[Space Ninja]

Go outside and retrieve your $1,000,000 CASH PRIZE.

[PowerDag]

Get that CASH CHEQUE/PRIZE!

[Tingalz]

>John figure out that Blockland is only 20$, not 100.

[skelolego229]

go to furries yiff.net
find the HISTORY tab

[Shark]

>John, Get that CASH CHEQUE/PRIZE!
>This thread, STAY ALIVE!!

[Barakuda]

>John, go to Al Quaida to the scuicidal bomber squad!

[Niblic]

>Go outside and retrieve your $1,000,000 CASH CHEQUE.

Strangely, technology advanced as you walk out of your cramped and stuffty room. There is an elevator, why haven't you heard it make noises or something?

You enter the luxurious elevator, down to your normal...

...
WHY HAS NO ONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOUR OWN LIVING ROOM IS SO FUTURISTIC. Anyways, the quicker you get outside for your cheque, the better.

...
The door won't open, well atleast you don't know how to open it.

You are in your LIVING ROOM, there are FLOATING ROOM everywhere. There is an unknown HOLOGRAPHIC SPACESHIP on your LASPHEREMITTER, whatever the hell that means. Theres a nice CRYPTONITE BLOCK to the left of you, your intelligence tells you to not mess with it as it may explode or spawn a blackhole. Theres a nice little STARGATE too, and its control panel. What shall this fine Baker Boy do now?

[Shark]

>John Eat kryptonite or whatever it is.
>John Examine spaceship on the holograph thingy.

[skelolego229]

/q
sit down and see if future TV will tell you WTH is going on

[Supreme Guy]

Quite clearly, you should fiddle with stargate controls.

Or...

>John fiddle with stargate controls

(Jeez, I hate having to put it that format)

[Vulgus]

Take the cryptonite set a radnom designation and toss it in the stargate