I loved how everyone jumps on the bandwagon just to 1-up the OP and the posters after him/her.
OP: I had to get part of my finger cut off because of frost bite.
1st Post: Well I had to get my whole finger cut off.
2nd: That's nothing... I had to get my hand cut off. I now have a prosthetic.
3nd: Well I have no hands and because I couldn't afford prosthetic hands, I had to get hooks.
2nd: How are you typing?
4th: I HAVE NO LIMBS!
And so on and so forth.