What? Wha.. What dose that mean?
Well, 6 doses of methanol, and 1 dose of lethargic wombat intestines should be 'bout right.
Ya gotta chew the intestines while drinking the methanol for a full effect.
As for the Constapation.... that word is closer to '
Constatation' than Constipation. Instead of being unable to crap, he could have been a genius sentence-functionality consultant. *sigh*