Why is this some sort of competition?

[Tokthree]

What's a Lif, now?

Must be some sort of internet slang for "leaf" 

[Ad Bot]

[Otis Da HousKat]

No leaves until late Spring.

:(

[Madmitten]

(COUGH GAG) Getta Lif (COUGH COUGH)

are you gagging on your own snake?

[Otis Da HousKat]

All my problems in life would be solved if I could suck my own snake.

[Madmitten]

All my problems in life would be solved if I could suck my own snake.

awesome >.>
I heard this one guy took off a bottom row of his ribs in order to suck his own snake

[Tom Gunn]

Must be some sort of internet slang for "leaf" 

You called?

[MillCzarr]

awesome >.>
I heard this one guy took off a bottom row of his ribs in order to suck his own snake

Is that all you nasty minded vermits think about 24/7?

[Madmitten]

Is that all you nasty minded vermits think about 24/7?

no
we think about it 12/3.5

[Bisjac]

awesome >.>
I heard this one guy took off a bottom row of his ribs in order to suck his own snake

that's a good idea.
hell if i was flexible enough i likely would. chicks are still way to much work compared to blowing myself.

[Madmitten]

that's a good idea.
hell if i was flexible enough i likely would. chicks are still way to much work compared to blowing myself.

then you would be aloveual.
just whip it out at anytime and give yourself a good one