I'm so bored...

[brickybob]

Masturbate,
forget your GF,
pet your cat,
complain some more,
read about government cospiracies,
eat ham,
Rickroll yourself,
explode,
eat candy,
put the candy on the ground,
put the candy in your mouth again (like that don't you?),
forget your toaster,
take a bath,
take a bath with a toaster,
eat a fork,
chop of your fingers,
eat all of your Tylenol,
get high,
explode again,
get laid (again),
Facebook,
jailbreak your iPhone,
make 10 dummy accounts,
Masturbate all over your GF in a bathtub with a toaster while eating a fork and jailbreaking your iPhone.

[Ad Bot]

[Vulgus]

Masturbate,
forget your GF,
pet your cat,
complain some more,
read about government cospiracies,
eat ham,
Rickroll yourself,
explode,
eat candy,
put the candy on the ground,
put the candy in your mouth again (like that don't you?),
forget your toaster,
take a bath,
take a bath with a toaster,
eat a fork,
chop of your fingers,
eat all of your Tylenol,
get high,
explode again,
get laid (again),
Facebook,
jailbreak your iPhone,
make 10 dummy accounts,
Masturbate all over your GF in a bathtub with a toaster while eating a fork and jailbreaking your iPhone.

While checking facebook

[Nymethus]

Solution

I'm serious, you will have something to do when you're alone at home, at any time, and if you go play the game with people you will get friends and it will help your social life etc.