Being suspedned from school, for the stupidest thing?

[Sandvich]

I never do bad things.
Well, in first grade i pissed on the bathroom wall and was sent to the principal.
Was funny.

[Ad Bot]

[Madmitten]

i never got in trouble at school.
except this one time i was climbing up the slide, i got timeout >.>

[Dr.Pain]

One person at my school got suspended for pushing someone into the comdement cart.

Kinda lame imo.

[Camera]

One time I pissed behind my school's gym and got in trouble. (Hardly)

Worst thing I've ever done.

My god, I did too D:

[Drak]

You're like, 12, aren't you?

Get the hell out :\

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[MasterCookie]

@KoolKoopaTroopa


I had about 8$ worth of stuff on my tray D:

[JakDaStripR]

I once got suspended for putting a tack on a tribal starfish's chair. He has the numbest ass EVER! I mean like, he didn't even know it was there until he got up he was like "OMGWTFBBQ THERE'S A TACK ON MAH CHAYR!" And then he told on me, and I was suspended.

[CoolKoopaTroopa]

@KoolKoopaTroopa


I had about 8$ worth of stuff on my tray D:

Wtf, you should of kicked his ass!

[gossip5]

I have spring break this week, So if i got suspended this week, Nothing different would happen.

I lost 2 days of my break :C

[brickybob]

Kill them both.
No-one will know.  Kill all witnesses and remove all evidence.

[NickTheSushi]

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What?

[azahel2]

wow, those teacers are gullible. wen you go back, hire a lawyer or stand up for your self! (not being ofensive but i would ge pisssed off too.)

[_Rave_]

Wasn't me, but two kids sat next to each other in class.  One of them tie wedgies the other (which is pulling the tie to ruin the knot so you have to redo it, no big deal really.) but the other kid flips stuff and punches him in the face in the middle of class, giving him a black eye.

He was suspended for a week.

[Blockoman]

I believe the OP's post, buuuutttttt.... not the other ones.

Hey guys here's my school story

when I was in 3rd grade this guy would always punch me in the face and so one day i brought a knife to school along with a loaded pistol and I cut his arm and then he cried and i shoved him down the steps and the teacher said be nice boys so then i stabbed him in the heart to put him out of his misery and shot the teacher cause she was ugly and then i went home.

Honestly? Your school stories don't have to have exaggerations to be cool. Just tell them as they are.

[Tom Gunn]

I played tic tac toe against the meanist kid in school, and won.