King of the hill

[Tom Gunn]

I do a barrel roll on you, killing you. MAH HEEL!

I did this in the last king of the hill topic. :D

I kill Dodger and take the hill.

How I plan to take over the hill
It has been brought to my attention that some puny mortals still dare to question my destiny as the Eventual Overlord of the Entire Hill. These insolent vermin dare to make fun of me (of ME!!) claiming that I am too bookish, too much "the darling of librarians" to accomplish so prodigious a feat.

Let these wretches tremble in their pink backpacks, for the time has come to reveal my fell plan in all its dastardly magnificence. Unknown to the powers that be I have been secretly amassing an army of bespectacled librarians, sworn to be loyal to me, even unto their celestial due dates. With this great force behind me I shall go forth and glower the Hill into submission. Soon, the whole Hill shall be our library. Nuclear Weapons shall be stockpiled under the Dewey Decimal System, so only my Chosen Ones can find them. All currency will be put on reserve, lives will be stamped and checked out at will, laws will be subject to recall at any time and justice will be sent an overdue notice. People will be put back in their proper place or go missing forever. Anyone who dares to raise his voice against us will be shushed. Peace (or at any rate silence) will reign. There will be no political scandals because no one could possibly imagine doing anything remotely scandalous with a librarian. There will be no poverty or hunger because everyone will be forced to live in strict alphabetical order and no one will want to see someone who has the same first name as them starve to death. People with names starting in Z will end up in Siberia. There will be no violence because everyone will be entirely passive-aggressive, wars will consist of armies facing each other on the battlefield and shrugging their shoulders at each other. Space travel will develop because people will invest billions of dollars to build space ships to get to Mars, where the photocopying will be cheaper. Agents of the elite secret service (the MI5.OC543.KG821.2006) will torture Britney Spears to death by taking her into a sound proof reading room and reading Anna Karenina to her in a slow mournful voice. It will be a perfect hill.

Bookworms of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your carrels. Tom's hill.

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[chesse20]

i poop on the hill so you dont want it anymore

[Frenchfrie]

i poop on the hill so you dont want it anymore

I rape you but dont use a condom and i had aids so you go into the hospital and people from the blockland forums take turns punching you on your death bed and no on comes to your funeral

[chesse20]

well then i become a zombie and then infect billy mays then we go and scare everyone off the hill

[Menen]

well then i become a zombie and then infect billy mays then we go and scare everyone off the hill

Billy mays is already dead.

You cant Infect someone who is dead. You are Disqualified.

[chesse20]

well then i cast ice cream sandwhich monsters then they go angry and eat the entire city and i watch on top of the hill

[Frenchfrie]

well then i cast ice cream sandwhich monsters then they go angry and eat the entire city and i watch on top of the hill

I make you suck my richard and then you die from being gay

[chesse20]

i chop of ur snake then i feed it to a chicken and then burn the chicken into ashes then launch it into space

[Squiggles]

UB3R L33T 3RR0R MESSAGE pppp

My hill

[Sandvich]

I the whole hill

Free hill

[King of losers]

I'm just gonna... stand on this hill... my hill then...

[Squiggles]

4head person: Head on apply directly to the 4head Head on apply directly to the 4head Head on apply directly to the 4head Head on apply directly to the 4head Head on apply directly to the 4head Head on apply directly to the 4head

My hill for 3 seconds but then shoot myself for the ann-4head person: Head on apply directly to the 4head Head on apply directly to the 4head Head on apply directly to the 4head

Don't cut me off!!

4head person: Don't tell me what to do bitch!

[superslayer]

i get meh uzis out and fill you with holes! my hill

[A GUY]

I used grammar, and my higher intellagence to defeat you, My hill.

[King of losers]

I call you a cigarette and you run home to your MOMMY! My hill