Texas removes Thomas Jefferson from teaching standard

[Kevdude]

Don't forget with Texas's history books

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[Madmitten]

It looks like a snake and balls and the balls are ejaculating.

ejaculating from the balls

[Wizard]

AND THEN AFTER WE WON ALL THE WARS ATHEIST SCUM TOOK OVER AMERICA BUT THE GOOD HONEST PEOPLE SAVED US

[Squideey]

Then Texas receded from the country hopefully.

[Kevdude]

Then elected George W Bush their glorious leader

[Madmitten]

Then elected George W Bush their great leader

then re-elected him

[Tom Gunn]

Lets take the genius who improved electricity and remove him for having a religious background. 

[Oasis]

Texans are dumbasses. They are still sore about the whole civil war thing and there war with Mexico.

[Tom Gunn]

Texans are dumbasses. They are still sore about the whole civil war thing and there war with Mexico.

This

[Madmitten]

Texans are dumbasses. They are still sore about the whole civil war thing and there war with Mexico.

virginians ans south carolinians are butthurt about the civil war.
which is why then entire history/social studies course consists solely of the civil war.
come to think of it
the only field trips we had were related to the civil war

[Kevdude]

virginians ans south carolinians are butthurt about the civil war.
which is why then entire history/social studies course consists solely of the civil war.
come to think of it
the only field trips we had were related to the civil war

loving south

[Tom Gunn]

Heh, North dominates.

[Madmitten]

loving south

I lived in philadelphia, went to a private school, learned how to multiply, tell time, count by 2's, count by odd numbers, count to 1000, and subtract and add.

I moved to the south, learned how to multiply, tell time, and divide, and spell: beauty.

im not even joking

[Inv3rted]

The whole reason why they removed him was because he coined the term "separation of church and state" and helped turn it into the law of the land.

Of course, it's not like he ever did anything important like writing the Declaration of Independence.

asdf

forget Texas.

[Madmitten]

The whole reason why they removed him was because he coined the term "separation of church and state" and helped turn it into the law of the land.

Of course, it's not like he ever did anything important like writing the Declaration of Independence.

asdf

forget Texas.

forget the entire south
except for florida
those guys are awesome
with their big ass alligators and tsunamis
but seriously
florida is great