Poll

what is going to win in a fight

Pirates
82 (54.3%)
ninjas
69 (45.7%)

Total Members Voted: 151

Author Topic: PIRATES VS NINJAS!!!  (Read 13691 times)

For me naturally steampunk pirates

I might change my vote to pirates
but i still love ninjas <3

Ninjas, I dislike pirates.

if it were pirates against anything else, pirates would win.
but seriously, ninjas slice em up.

if it were pirates against anything else, pirates would win.
*cough*vikings*cough*


pirates have triple barreled pistols

but the ninja a a big jumping ability

Ninjas, ever watched ninja assassin?

Ninjas, ever watched ninja assassin?
Pirates, ever watched non-gay movie characters?

Pirates, ever watched non-gay movie characters?
if it was something other than a gun versus sword battle
then ninjas would win
i think they can use their awesomeness to bounce bullets off of their sword

if it was something other than a gun versus sword battle
then ninjas would win
i think they can use their awesomeness to bounce bullets off of their sword
The chances of the ninjas being jedi and blocking bullets is quite impossible.

And according to physics the impact of a bullet against a sword/katana would most likely send a shockwave down the blade forcing the sword out of the ninjas hand.

the gay man has a point there
I believe I made this point on page one, but thanks for bringing it back up :)

The chances of the ninjas being jedi and blocking bullets is quite impossible.

And according to physics the impact of a bullet against a sword/katana would most likely send a shockwave down the blade forcing the sword out of the ninjas hand.
I HAVE THE PERFECT ANSWER


ninjas(Sword) vs pirates(sword) = ninjas win
Ninjas(throwing stars) vs pirates(throwing knives) = tie
Ninjas(hand to hand) vs Pirates(hand to hand) = ninjas win
Ninjas(poison darts) vs Pirates(guns) = pirates win

I agree with the above solution.