PIRATES VS NINJAS!!!

[Madmitten]

Pirates don't drink 24/7. Remember that's the only liquid that is drinkable onboard. If they wasted it all one night they'd suffer from dehydration while at sea.

well then sir, he can use poison darts from afar
also, ninja stars.

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[marlow]

Pirates don't drink 24/7. Remember that's the only liquid that is drinkable onboard. If they wasted it all one night they'd suffer from dehydration while at sea. And Ninja's aren't the god-damn Flash. I'd like to see you outrun a bullet.

Dude,they are loving NINJAS

[Dusty12]

Ninja's aren't offensive warriors. Pirates will generally have 20x the ammo ninjas do. A musket is effective up to 500 yards, darts and shurikens are unreliable.

Dude,they are loving NINJAS

They're still human, not a superman.

[Tokthree]

Ninja Stars are barely capable of piercing human flesh even when thrown by a master, they are also very innacurate, I doubt they would kill a man

[Madmitten]

Pirates don't drink 24/7. Remember that's the only liquid that is drinkable onboard. If they wasted it all one night they'd suffer from dehydration while at sea. And Ninja's aren't the god-damn Flash. I'd like to see you outrun a bullet.

outrun a bullet,
do you know how loving long it took to reload dem guns back then?
you had to put gunpowder in there, and the bullet.

Ninja Stars are barely capable of piercing human flesh even when thrown by a master, they are also very innacurate, I doubt they would kill a man

throw dat star at gun, slice head, pirate-be-gone

[marlow]

Ninja's aren't offensive warriors. Pirates will generally have 20x the ammo ninjas do. A musket is effective up to 500 yards, darts and shurikens are unreliable.They're still human, not a superman.

Yeah,but they have stealth.

And pirates are stuck with men all the time.

No vaginas.

[Dusty12]

Yeah,but they have stealth.

And pirates are stuck with men all the time.

No vaginas.

Being gay doesn't effect combat abilities. An entire Greek army were all gay lovers and they were the most feared.

outrun a bullet,
do you know how loving long it took to reload dem guns back then?
you had to put gunpowder in there, and the bullet.throw dat star at gun, slice head, pirate-be-gone

Pirates had at least 6 pistols kept all over their body. They aren't stupid.

[Madmitten]

Being gay doesn't effect combat abilities. An entire Greek army were all gay lovers and they were the most feared.Pirates had at least 6 pistols kept all over their body. They aren't stupid.

yeah, you got a point there.
but ninjas have the element of suprise, pirates are stomping all over the place.

[marlow]

Being gay doesn't effect combat abilities. An entire Greek army were all gay lovers and they were the most feared.Pirates had at least 6 pistols kept all over their body. They aren't stupid.

Did I mention they were MOTHER loving NINJAS
And as for pirates,what if they ambush them in the dead of night.

Captains night-night.

[Tokthree]

Did we also mention that Pirates slept in shifts?

Not all at once

[Dusty12]

yeah, you got a point there.
but ninjas have the element of suprise, pirates are stomping all over the place.

Pirates are often seafaring. I think they could see a rowboat or whatever a ninja would supposedly use. On top of that, even if they somehow manage to kill an entire crew at sea, they have no knowledge of operating a galleon. The only thing I'll grant you is when they're docked and celebrating, but if I recall, ninjas have a moral code and I doubt they will attack during a feast.

Did I mention they were MOTHER loving NINJAS
And as for pirates,what if they ambush them in the dead of night.

Captains night-night.

Pirates. Sea. They don't stay in many ports overnight. Because they're MOTHER loving NINJAS doesn't loving matter. Create a valid argument or shut the forget up.

[marlow]

Well,we'll be laughing when the pirates are dead.

[Tokthree]

Silly Ninjas, weighed down by your own moral code.

Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free ;D

[Madmitten]

Did we also mention that Pirates slept in shifts?

Not all at once

did we mention that it was more than one pirate against more than one ninja?
i didnt think so

Pirates are often seafaring. I think they could see a rowboat or whatever a ninja would supposedly use. On top of that, even if they somehow manage to kill an entire crew at sea, they have no knowledge of operating a galleon. The only thing I'll grant you is when they're docked and celebrating, but if I recall, ninjas have a moral code and I doubt they will attack during a feast.

refer to my statement towards tok's quote

[marlow]

You forgot to put MOTHER loving in red.