Oasis - A single person, out of 7-billion, OH MAH GAWD!

[ipodmemorizer55]

No charcoal?

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[Oasis]

Yea, I know... :c
Propane.

That's a gas... It wouldn't work for it wouldn't seep into my flesh.

[ipodmemorizer55]

Methane perhaps.

[Parallel]

That's a gas... It wouldn't work for it wouldn't seep into my flesh.

It's America's gas. It might do the trick.

[Narkro555]

Propane.

Naw
Shove a grenade down his throat.

[King of losers]

No charcoal?

You can only taste the heat, not the meat.

[ipodmemorizer55]

Naw
Shove a grenade down his throat.

A nuclear missile or a Tomahawk will do the trick as well. Although it would be kind of big to stick into his mouth.

[TheChaosCarrier]

Entire thread is lol.

[Oasis]

Methane perhaps.

Also a gas you dumbforgets.

Naw
Shove a grenade down his throat.

That'd work.

You can only taste the heat, not the meat.

Why are you planning on eat me?

[Narkro555]

A nuclear missile or a Tomahawk will do the trick as well. Although it would be kind of big to stick into his mouth.

His head is big. REALLY big.

[Radial543]

That's a gas... It wouldn't work for it wouldn't seep into my flesh.

How do you know that the government isn't just making up the idea of 'heart attacks' and really poisoning and killing fat people so that they can take out their fat and organs to be processed for rocket fuel and propane? After they killed the target, they would just stuff them with cotton and let their families bury them.

That being said, you could always...get fat.

[King of losers]

Why are you planning on eat me?

Because you look so good, my dear.

[ipodmemorizer55]

Because you look so good, my dear.

I'm hungry. Where's my dinner?

[King of losers]

How do you know that the government isn't just making up the idea of 'heart attacks' and really poisoning and killing fat people so that they can take out their fat and organs to be processed for rocket fuel and propane? After they killed the target, they would just stuff them with cotton and let their families bury them.

That being said, you could always...get fat.

Propane...

[Narkro555]

Propane...

GRENADE!