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...sue Microsoft.

When life gives you oranges...
You make lemonade.

When parent thinks comp has virus...


...they blame your sorry ass.

When you piss off your teachers...

they rage

when a tank flys

stuff happens
When report card come in

Your parents forget you and throw you out the window.

When a nuclear bomb is rigged to explode in 5 seconds...

You shoot yourself in under 5 seconds.

When Osama is finally found-

He kills us all

When coach heals dat ass

You get some good ol' fasion cola

When you are grafted wit havian DNA shorty after being born-

You become famous and play golf.

When Family (That is canadian for disney, eh) buys Microsoft-

We murder Micheal Eisner

If there's something strange in your neighborhood

Someone's snake is bleeding

When 2012 happens...

We lose all our money in Haiti, so we can`t buy supplies, then we blame them, Obama, and Global Warming.


When Valve makes HL-EP.3-

headhumpers sparta remix appeared!


when you scream PIILZ and set off car alarms.....

You have been bowling.

When Xbox Live becomes free-

It's April fools day

When Bill Cosby dies :(