Adventure Story

[Jetlok]

Eat pages of [Beginner's Guide]
I dont give a loving stuff how it tastes. eat it. eat it no matter what, bitch. forget the sound downstairs. eat the pages and kill self with [Toy Sword]. do it, brother

[Ad Bot]

[King of losers]

Proceed down stairs.

[GenaralSkar]

FlyEat downstairs.

[Sonicfangirl11]

stab self with [stairs]

[Scarpelt]

Go downstairs and ask Parent(s) "Where do babies come from?".

[eddierocks2000]

go upstairs and masturbate after hearing all about your mothers [v****a]

[Scarpelt]

go upstairs and masturbate after hearing all about your mothers [v****a]

You ARE Upstairs, idiot.

[Cybertails1998]

/use [Sword] on [Dragon]

[eddierocks2000]

You ARE Upstairs, idiot.

you said go downstairs

Go downstairs and ask Parent(s) "Where do babies come from?".

[Camera]

There are no dragons and you are pretty sure there never will be.
You already know where babies come from.
You proceed downstairs.

You cautiously creep down the steps. Just as you reach the floor, you hear the front door shut and an evil sounding laugh. On the floor is your [Dead Uncle].

In the current room, you also see some [Gold Coins] and a [Weird Pass].

[PowerDag]

After pockpocketing your [Dead Uncle] for any [Knife-Type Items], look out the [Window] too see the [Perp].

[Mr. Wuggle]

Either,

1. >: Grab [gold coins] and [weird pass] :<

2. >: Pickpocket [dead uncle] :<

3: >: Try to open [back door] :<

4: >: Try to open [front door] :<

[PowerDag]

2. >: Pickpocket [dead uncle] :<

Then, go down to the basement and use [Security Camera Console] to find [Murderer].

[Menen]

>: turn On [Security Camera Console]

View Console

[Camera]

What is a [Security Camera]? What is a camera?
You grab the [Gold Coins] and the [Weird Pass]
You search your [Dead Uncle] for anything that might be useful. You feel guilty about it, but you found some change. (Karma -1)

Gold Coins: 20