Author Topic: Holy forget I'm hungry.  (Read 10368 times)

One time, I earned the nickname "The skinny fatty" by showing an immense show of gluttony at a buffet without throwing up or gaining any weight. I'm on the brink of underweight, still

People were in awe that you didn't gain weight before their eyes? I would be amazed with the opposite.

Whenever Mage is hungry, he is just a twitch of the nose away from food.  :cookieMonster:



If ANYONE understands that reference, I'll feel young again. ;-;
Reminds me of Bewitched cause of the nose twitch part

People were in awe that you didn't gain weight before their eyes?

I mean EVER

Oh, and
without throwing up

Reminds me of Bewitched cause of the nose twitch part
THANK YOU <3


I can eat more than all of you, very easily. I am pretty scrawny but I got a beer belly you wouldn't even expect unless you saw me shirtless, I have been known to eat 5-6 lbs. of food in 1 single sitting. In the last few hour I have eaten a mexican pizza, a chicken quesadilla, a burrito, 2 pieces of lemon pound cake, a microwave pizza, a bag of carrots, a full-size bag of cool ranch doritos, and a bag of almonds.

Also I am just naturally bigger than probably the majority of you, being 6'6 and right now I am about 205-215 lbs.

Im only 242 and I can eat that.

Also I am just naturally bigger than probably the majority of you, being 6'6 and right now I am about 205-215 lbs.

"big boned"?


Are you sure you are 6'6?
Cause if so, daum. Im 6'3 1/2

Okay, you guys are seriously fat. I'm around 110 pounds; the brink of underweight.

Why can I eat so much and gain almost nothing?

Are you sure you are 6'6?
Cause if so, daum. Im 6'3 1/2

I am full Norwegian.
Okay, you guys are seriously fat. I'm around 110 pounds; the brink of underweight.

Why can I eat so much and gain almost nothing?

Height is a big deal in weight, at my height a healthy weight is 220-230 lbs., I am actually underweight.

Fast metabolism. The fatass 300 guy has slow mestabolism

Fast metabolism. The fatass 300 guy has slow mestabolism

Having a fast metabolism is good, right?