Dwarf Fortress

[Tokthree]

Wow that was loving ridiculous
I get a quest to kill a hydra
I head over there to find a 9 headed hydra
I kill it and am like ":D"
Then two trolls come over knock me unconscious and rape me. (I'm dead.)

Dude, you should have strangled the trolls with a turban or thrown the Hydra at them

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[Dropshock]

Nofu, they had be surrounded right when I killed the hydra and knocked me out.

[Dropshock]

Confused. How2do? I cant figure it out. :(

[OneWithFire]

Drop need a refuse stockpile or miasma will make his dwarves sick.

[Dropshock]

All of those are loving outside.

[Colten]

All of those are loving outside.

Lol dud u dnt get it OWF is EPIC AT ALL GAMES LOL!

[Dropshock]

Lol dud u dnt get it OWF is EPIC AT ALL GAMES LOL!

I have over 150 dwarves in my fortress, so those 15 really dont matter :D

Dropshock, forget your platinum, i have adamantine and slade, but the only way to use slade is to glitch the game, because it's the strongest metal, but it is supposed to be unmineable, so adamantine is the strongest metal in the game, also the most valuble.

I broke into the shining pit, and my militia of 54 dwarves raped the demons and freed all the humans and elves, we all feasted on goblin, forgotten beast and demon meat!

Yay.

...Yeah.
For more examples, visit the Haven and Hearth thread.

[Colten]

I know lol
He just wants to be accepted :(

[Antallion]

you have to set beds or armour stands up in the area you want to be the barracks and assign them as such and also you can assign squads to train at those places

crossbows are broken as forget in the new version though so dont bother

[OneWithFire]

Im just stating the truth, i've been playing this game since v5


The game is currently V 11

you have to set beds or armour stands up in the area you want to be the barracks and assign them as such and also you can assign squads to train at those places

crossbows are broken as forget in the new version though so dont bother

Half my fortress (except nobles) Have to sleep in the barracks :D
Nobles have their own rooms

Also, what are you talking about glitched crossbows?
That's what i used to take down the forgotten beast

Proof of forgotten kill:

Apparently my forgotten beast has 14 brains

[Antallion]

trying to get them to train with crossbows is about as effective as trying to impregnate a dishwasher

[Dropshock]

you have to set beds or armour stands up in the area you want to be the barracks and assign them as such and also you can assign squads to train at those places

crossbows are broken as forget in the new version though so dont bother

trying to get them to train with crossbows is about as effective as trying to impregnate a dishwasher

Noooo but I just made 4 steel crossbows :(

[Tokthree]

You don't really need to train crossbows though, they shoot like 4 bolts a second 

[Dropshock]

Seeing as apparently its completely impossible to train with crossbows, I'm making some swords and a hammer.
How do I train with these? It better be possible.

[Tokthree]

Don't need to train with Crossbows, as I said they shoot like 4 bolts a second, they're so powerful they can't be trained