A massive zerg rush by underground life caused a massive spike in the monthly death count and caused lots of tantrums, they were all hilarious but one in particular caught my attention.
A sworddwarf on a bridge ( A huge bridge that goes high in the air) to tantrum and get into a fight with some local dwarves and the human caravan. The dwarf stabbed and got his sword lodged into a guard for the caravan and entered wrestling mode. The dwarf threw the guard off the bridge and he smashed into a wall, exploded, and fell to the bottom of the bridge. The dwarf then got into a brawl with a few masons making minor adjustments to the bridge, after incapacitating one another dwarf threw a punch at him and made him dodge.
We then needed a janitorial team at sector 14, the bottom of the bridge.