Dwarf Fortress

[Deathwish]

/butcher

YOU CANNOT, CATS USE THEIR MIND CONTROL ON DWARVES AND THEN BECOME UNSLAUGHTERABLE.

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[NickTheSushi]

YOU CANNOT, CATS USE THEIR MIND CONTROL ON DWARVES AND THEN BECOME UNSLAUGHTERABLE.

But how come I read about someone ending up with 200+ cat meat in a stockpile :o

[CAPTCHA]

YOU CANNOT, CATS USE THEIR MIND CONTROL ON DWARVES AND THEN BECOME UNSLAUGHTERABLE.

STUFF IN CAGE BEFORE MIND CONTROL OR JUST KILL THEM ANYWAYS.

[Deathwish]

No I just chain two cats up next to each otherand destroy the floor around them, suspending them in mid air, where the female stuffs out kittens every year, which all fall and explode shortly after being born, then being transported to the butcher's shop.

[CAPTCHA]

No I just chain two cats up next to each otherand destroy the floor around them, suspending them in mid air, where the female stuffs out kittens every year, which all fall and explode shortly after being born, then being transported to the butcher's shop.

I never got a breeding pair yet. I'd just use them as test subjects.

[NickTheSushi]

Okay so after reading the wiki for a while, I decided this to be my group.
-snip-

Niko
-Miner
-Appraiser
-Judge of Intent
-Negotiator
Casey (CC)
-Miner
-Armorsmith
-Weaponsmith
Ryan (CopBlock)
-Woodcutter
-Carpenter
-Axeman
Dante (one of my bros on Steam, Dimitri)
-Mason
-Building Designer
-Mechanic
Susan (Sue, hue)
-Stone Crafter
-Bone Crafter
-Gem Cutter
Gabe (TruBluRage)
-Siege Engineer
-Fish Cleaner
-Fisherman
-Brewer
Jirue (OLOLOL I DUNNO WHO THIS cigarette IS)
-Grower
-Cook
-Butcher

Good team yay or nay?

[CAPTCHA]

Probably, but there's only one way to find out.

[NickTheSushi]

Probably, but there's only one way to find out.

ADVENTUUURE

[Blockoman]

I've heard that Dwarf Fortress 2 is coming out, with nine different types of dwarves to play as.

[NickTheSushi]

I ended up outside of a mountain made of loam. Whoopie.

[CAPTCHA]

I've heard that Dwarf Fortress 2 is coming out, with nine different types of dwarves to play as.

hell no.
dwarf fortress is still in alpha

[Moybus]

what's the best graphics version of the game? is there a good guide for the game anywhere I can read?

[Blockoman]

hell no.
dwarf fortress is still in alpha

Someone missed the nail and hit themselves in the face with the hammer.

[Kearn]

what's the best graphics version of the game? is there a good guide for the game anywhere I can read?

refer to bottom of page 1 for a better version of the game graphic-wise

go about 2/3 of the way down page 20 and go to the guide that i followed

[NickTheSushi]

whats dolomite