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Better idea. Build a floor covering the entire world held up by one support, and then break it.

Huge pit trap. =)

waaah :(

i got raided and my soldiers won't pick up the silver war hammers i made why wont my military do anything theyre just standing there until they're shot to death 3 dwarves died and i can't keep up with the injuries

EDIT: death count is 4 dwarves, 1 donkey, 3 dogs and 1 goblin

You have to give dwarfs equipment orders (Raid the Military screen)

Silver is the WORST weapon metal there is, I'd save it for jewelery.

The military screen is a clusterforget of options, mess about a bit and see what stuff does. Though, to actually do anything you'll need to use the Squads interface (type s to access it). When in the squads menu you can instruct your dwarves to kill something (press k when in the squads menu), choosing whether it's at the cursor, in an area, or select any number of creatures on the map that aren't your dwarves (this includes elves and dwarf merchants). You can also tell them to move somewhere (press m and press enter where you want to station them), and they'll murder anything nearby. If you want to cancel the order in the case that everything's dead or you made a stuffty mistake, press o to cancel the order.

Spam stone traps if your military sucks, seriously, they'll kill lots of things.

Also, don't release the hidden fun stuff from the adamantine, even [SPEED:0], enormous elite wrestlers with all their attributes haxxed to full can't beat them, as they spawn from the side of the map.

My dwarves are having babies.

hell yes some action
a theif came while the humans were trading.

umm

what is tree life? because my dwarf is screaming for it continually

Choneis, how do you cage up elves? :o
Aawwww yeeaaa. forgetin' hammer dorf raped the kobold thief
what's with all of the loving thieves asdfafsdg
GOD DAMMET ONE GOT AWAY
« Last Edit: August 23, 2010, 06:24:44 PM by Dropshock »

Choneis, how do you cage up elves? :o

Create pit traps, (Pressure plates to supports and drop the elves about 1~2 Z level. this will knock them unconscious.

Then have cage traps at the bottom. Violá!

Elves, are SOO much more fun to spear with ballistas.

what is tree life? because my dwarf is screaming for it continually
Logs, supply logs at once. Insane dwarves always die, and you lose the chance of a legendary. There's a one in three chance of them going berserk, which means they'll tear the babies from the arms of their mothers and throw them against the wall and rip pets to pieces, resulting in a potential tantrum spiral.

Logs, supply logs at once. Insane dwarves always die, and you lose the chance of a legendary. There's a one in three chance of them going berserk, which means they'll tear the babies from the arms of their mothers and throw them against the wall and rip pets to pieces, resulting in a potential tantrum spiral.

Not to mention his death hurts his friends as well.

hmmm

so i was trying to wall in the possessed dwarf (THEY CANT BECOME LEGENDARIES!!!!) and apparently my mason got trapped with him
uhm

he went crazy, attacked the mason, the mason got a few bruises and massacred the berserk dwarf in 5 seconds

maybe those militia wrestling lessons paid off...?

EDIT: nobody is upset over the berserk dwarf's death

EDIT: please note that berserk dwarves pull every lever in sight...
« Last Edit: August 23, 2010, 07:12:40 PM by Kearn »

no freaking way!

NO FREAKING WAY!!

NO FREAKING WAY!!!

THERE ARE HUGE DEPOSITS OF PLATINUM AND SILVER IN THE AREA I WAS DIGGING OUT FOR MY BARRACKS!


hmmm

so i was trying to wall in the possessed dwarf (THEY CANT BECOME LEGENDARIES!!!!) and apparently my mason got trapped with him
uhm

he went crazy, attacked the mason, the mason got a few bruises and massacred the berserk dwarf in 5 seconds

maybe those militia wrestling lessons paid off...?

EDIT: nobody is upset over the berserk dwarf's death

EDIT: please note that berserk dwarves pull every lever in sight...

Workers always work Left to right, and Top to bottom. Build a wall on the other side but SUSPEND it. To pervent that.

Sad for him

This is not only good, it is a problem. Chances are your fortress has NO social areas.

True true, only bad if you link levers to vital areas. I close off levers to vital things in a vault. Lock it, when need arises.

no freaking way!

NO FREAKING WAY!!

NO FREAKING WAY!!!

THERE ARE HUGE DEPOSITS OF PLATINUM AND SILVER IN THE AREA I WAS DIGGING OUT FOR MY BARRACKS!



Platinum is the most expensive material, I save mine for furniture. Until the baron arrives.

Silver, Crafts etc. Not good for weaponery.


HOLY stuff WHAT THE forget
Apparently one of the merchants that was SUPPOSED to leave, DIDNT. And all of the sudden HE WENT BATstuff INSANE, and proceeded to attack the nearest dwarf, which happened to be the merchants guard, and the guard assraped him, then the horse next to them also went berserk and started kicking at the guard too.
edit: HOLY SHIIIIIIIT
THE HORSE JUST KILLED A DAMN MACE DWARF. THAT'S ONE HARDCORE HORSE.
cool, a free steel shield and mace. I'm afraid that horse will brutally rape any dwarf I send over there to fetch the items so I'll wait until he bleeds to death.
« Last Edit: August 23, 2010, 07:37:30 PM by Dropshock »

HOLY stuff WHAT THE forget
Apparently one of the merchants that was SUPPOSED to leave, DIDNT. And all of the sudden HE WENT BATstuff INSANE, and proceeded to attack the nearest dwarf, which happened to be the merchants guard, and the guard assraped him, then the horse next to them also went berserk and started kicking at the guard too.
edit: HOLY SHIIIIIIIT
THE HORSE JUST KILLED A DAMN MACE DWARF. THAT'S ONE HARDCORE HORSE.
cool, a free steel shield and mace. I'm afraid that horse will brutally rape any dwarf I send over there to fetch the items so I'll wait until he bleeds to death.

Speaking of which, I need some way to burn all merchants in my city.



HUNGERY HEADS ARE SUCH BLOODY PESTS!!
« Last Edit: August 23, 2010, 07:50:15 PM by Choneis »

DAMMET DAMMET DAMMET
I sent my military over there AND IT DID BRUTALLY RAPE ALL OF MY DORFS. I thought "I'll just take him out because my dumb ass dwarfs are going over there to get the items anyways" and it just assraped ALL OF THEM
SDGFDGDFH
CURSE YOU HORSE
CUURRSEEE YOOOOUUU
NOOOOO
He got into my base and KILLED EVERYONE
ALL THAT REMAINS IS ONE PLANTER
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
« Last Edit: August 23, 2010, 07:50:29 PM by Dropshock »