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Dwarf Fortress
Kearn:
no freaking way!
NO FREAKING WAY!!
NO FREAKING WAY!!!
THERE ARE HUGE DEPOSITS OF PLATINUM AND SILVER IN THE AREA I WAS DIGGING OUT FOR MY BARRACKS!
Choneis:
--- Quote from: Kearn on August 23, 2010, 07:08:51 PM ---hmmm
so i was trying to wall in the possessed dwarf (THEY CANT BECOME LEGENDARIES!!!!) and apparently my mason got trapped with him
uhm
he went crazy, attacked the mason, the mason got a few bruises and massacred the berserk dwarf in 5 seconds
maybe those militia wrestling lessons paid off...?
EDIT: nobody is upset over the berserk dwarf's death
EDIT: please note that berserk dwarves pull every lever in sight...
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Workers always work Left to right, and Top to bottom. Build a wall on the other side but SUSPEND it. To pervent that.
Sad for him
This is not only good, it is a problem. Chances are your fortress has NO social areas.
True true, only bad if you link levers to vital areas. I close off levers to vital things in a vault. Lock it, when need arises.
--- Quote from: Kearn on August 23, 2010, 07:24:02 PM ---no freaking way!
NO FREAKING WAY!!
NO FREAKING WAY!!!
THERE ARE HUGE DEPOSITS OF PLATINUM AND SILVER IN THE AREA I WAS DIGGING OUT FOR MY BARRACKS!
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Platinum is the most expensive material, I save mine for furniture. Until the baron arrives.
Silver, Crafts etc. Not good for weaponery.
Dropshock:
HOLY stuff WHAT THE forget
Apparently one of the merchants that was SUPPOSED to leave, DIDNT. And all of the sudden HE WENT BATstuff INSANE, and proceeded to attack the nearest dwarf, which happened to be the merchants guard, and the guard assraped him, then the horse next to them also went berserk and started kicking at the guard too.
edit: HOLY SHIIIIIIIT
THE HORSE JUST KILLED A DAMN MACE DWARF. THAT'S ONE HARDCORE HORSE.
cool, a free steel shield and mace. I'm afraid that horse will brutally rape any dwarf I send over there to fetch the items so I'll wait until he bleeds to death.
Choneis:
--- Quote from: Dropshock on August 23, 2010, 07:35:36 PM ---HOLY stuff WHAT THE forget
Apparently one of the merchants that was SUPPOSED to leave, DIDNT. And all of the sudden HE WENT BATstuff INSANE, and proceeded to attack the nearest dwarf, which happened to be the merchants guard, and the guard assraped him, then the horse next to them also went berserk and started kicking at the guard too.
edit: HOLY SHIIIIIIIT
THE HORSE JUST KILLED A DAMN MACE DWARF. THAT'S ONE HARDCORE HORSE.
cool, a free steel shield and mace. I'm afraid that horse will brutally rape any dwarf I send over there to fetch the items so I'll wait until he bleeds to death.
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Speaking of which, I need some way to burn all merchants in my city.
HUNGERY HEADS ARE SUCH BLOODY PESTS!!
Dropshock:
DAMMET DAMMET DAMMET
I sent my military over there AND IT DID BRUTALLY RAPE ALL OF MY DORFS. I thought "I'll just take him out because my dumb ass dwarfs are going over there to get the items anyways" and it just assraped ALL OF THEM
SDGFDGDFH
CURSE YOU HORSE
CUURRSEEE YOOOOUUU
NOOOOO
He got into my base and KILLED EVERYONE
ALL THAT REMAINS IS ONE PLANTER
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF