Author Topic: Kidnapper Around Town, and Other Crime Dudes  (Read 5405 times)

Don a Fedora and a minigun and offer them candy, then Show those vermin who runs this town.
Improved c;

Would someone please post a real comment?
Besides move. :D


Would someone please post a real comment?
Besides move. :D
a real comment?
Besides move. :D

Joking aside, i suggest you carry mace or something like that around with you


No, Caucasian. Why?
Because, if you were black, he could just tell you to jump over stuff to safty, duuuuh


Joking aside, i suggest you carry mace or something like that around with you
Where should I buy? I have a Hardware Store, a Liquor Store, a Convenience Store, and an Ice Cream Parlor (ololol) within a bikes ride.


Sounds like your female.
Sounds like you're a whore.

What events do you do, give me your times.

Push for a total reform in safety in your city.

Push for a total reform in safety in your city.
Push for a total anti-religious movement in your city.

Sounds like you're a whore.
Depends. Are you semi-attractive and have 50$ on you?
Push for a total reform in safety in your city.
Good idea. Don't know what a teenager is gonna do though.

Depends. Are you semi-attractive and have 50$ on you?Good idea. Don't know what a teenager is gonna do though.
If you rally enough people you'd be surprised how much power you can get.

I mean seriously, look at Baltimore. This place used to be totally unsafe for anyone to walk in. Now it's really only dangerous to walk in it at 3 AM because our cops are starting to seriously crack down on crime.