Oasis, im tired of this, do you know that your body can burn at a fraction of what coal can burn at?
It takes a 2000 Degee cremator and hour to burn you to ash, and that doesnt include bones.
Imagine how long it would take to burn you at the power plant, oh wait, you wont, because bodies are too wet to burn.
Rip off your arm, throw it in a fire pit, and tell me how long it takes you to light it.