Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

[Volga]

32. Take a stuff on the checkout counter.

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[TheChaosCarrier]

33. Rape a female cashier.

[?]

34. Stab the boxes of cereal and when they ask you what you're doing say "I'm a cereal killer!"

[Volga]

35. Grab handfuls of chocolate bars and eat them in front of the store clerks. Even if they tell you you have to pay for it, just sit there eating. Then if they lay a finger on you scream "ASSAULT!"

[LordCutlerBeckett]

36. You violated the law!

[?]

37. Splash water on people.

[TheChaosCarrier]

38. Convince the manager to have gay love with you and then steal his wallet.

[?]

39. Play music over the intercom.
40. Throw fruit at people.

[TheChaosCarrier]

41. Run around calling everyone a friend.

[Volga]

42. Wrestle black people over the last pack of grape koolaid

[?]

43. Poop in all the furniture.

[Menen]

43. Play Marco Polo

[Volga]

45. Sit in the middle of the store and suck your own richard

[TheChaosCarrier]

46. Challenge the nearest person to a game of Guitar Hero and then fondle them knowing they can't anything about it because they're too busy concentrating on the notes.

44. Sit in the middle of the store and suck your own richard

43. Play Marco Polo

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[Syntho]

57) Masterbate with a tuna jar