Author Topic: Teachers Gone Mad!  (Read 8900 times)

My teachers basicly angry 5/5  and thats 5 hours of school time and 5 days
A week

5th grade teacher in our middleschool is getting fired because he said ass, and the principle was walking by and heard it...


 My Science teacher was the best, in the middle of the final exam he gets  up and starts dancing. Walking over to the light switches and turns them on and off rapidly.

lol all my teachers were awesome these past two semesters. Hardly got a dang thing done in Stats class because me and another friend were constantly trying to make our teacher laugh. Mostly successful.

(copied from the other thread)
In fourth grade during recess, my friend and I went to the swings. Some girls had been there for the entire duration of recess(which is against the rules at our school.) and every other swing was taken. He told them that they're not supposed to be at the swings for the whole recess, and they said "shut up!" I walked with my friend to tell our teacher that they had been on the swings the whole time. He told the teacher and she simply said "go play in the streets."


Other than 4th grade, my teachers have been great. My 6th grade math teacher put my friend and me at a separate table from everyone else because we made the highest grades in the class. Every time test day came, she'd let us skip the test and give us a 100 for it. Although now that I look back on it, I realize she was one of the worst teachers I've ever had, but she was very nice. I didn't learn anything in math that year. This is from one of our worksheets I found in my closet:

"2. If each roll of quarters held 10 quarters, and you had 5 rolls of quarters, how much money would you have?

50 cents"

My history teacher was ok to start off with when I got to my new school at the beginning of this year.
However, as the year went on, she just became more and more of a nuisance.
One lesson she would shout at us that we need to learn because we have some exams this year coming up, then the next lesson she would get us to do something entirely unrelated to anything in the course (Like getting us to find out what sort of learners we are... (Kinisthetic, Auditory, Visual)
Then (since she was pregnant) she pretty much gave up on teaching us anything as she would very soon be on maternity leave as she was having a caesarean in the Easter holiday.
She pretty much just stopped caring for that fact that we had exams to take in only a matter of weeks after the holiday, and then stopped marking tests or giving us any proper work, since she knew she'd be away from school for about a year and then when she came back to work, she wouldn't have to teach our class again (As the school doesn't want to have to swap us back over to another teacher again so close to exams)

Luckily she's gone now and I have an actual History teacher who actually cares, and actually teaches lessons.
She was probably my worst teacher ever, actually.

I hate it when this happens: there's an important test coming up, and your teacher is reviewing for it. The teacher says "any questions?" and no one raises their hand. The teacher then says "well, I guess you all will have perfect grades since there isn't anything you don't get!" and if you DO ask a question, the teacher says "I just went over that! I can't believe you don't listen!"

I remember  in elementary school I had a witch for a teacher, I had bad memories of the class but the most memorable was her making a kid yell "I see you in my nightmares!" for taking away an electronic.

I was suspended Friday and today, for a very stupid reason.  In computer class, in free time I was fooling around making my own little forum thingy, and suddenly, a teacher walked by, glared at me and 5 minutes later I am in the office being suspended for "hosting an illegal chatroom".  Now, I don't know what the forget they think is illegal about a forum, nor do I give a stuff.  I get to lounge around for awhile, since this is all bullstuff.  But, what the forget?  A forum isn't a chatroom, sure it could be used as one, but still, what the loving stuff?

Have you ever been suspended?  And why?  :cookieMonster:

The only teacher I ever had a problem with was my business teacher in 11th grade. Her class was a joke and her assignments were jokes. She wanted us to write out 40 HTML tags, with descriptions, by hand, for one of them.

I supposedly gave her attitude and she called my mom. My mom talked to me about it when I got home, furious that the teacher told her how she should discipline me. Suffice it to say I didn't get in any real trouble, however, the teacher kept calling my house throughout the semester.

Ok so today in math class this girl starts dying. The teacher scolds her for this, and then class goes on. As the teacher is saying the answers, however, the girl is starting to rot and the teacher catches her, throws her out the window, screams very loudly, takes the pen the girl was writing with and sticks it in the body. The whole class was silent for the rest of math class.


Sounds like a wild story of disimipituration.

COPPA
The only thing the COPPA says is that Badspot had to put an "ARE YOU THIRTEEN OR OLDER?!?!?!??!" thing on the sign up page.

My Physics teacher can't control the class. We haven't done any work in 2 months.

For some reason he gives us all out mini laptops (Which are awesome btw) and tells us to research things about the lesson that is meant to be going on. They haven't even blocked any sites like game sites (And even research sites) and we can just play flash games all lesson.

I hate it when this happens: there's an important test coming up, and your teacher is reviewing for it. The teacher says "any questions?" and no one raises their hand. The teacher then says "well, I guess you all will have perfect grades since there isn't anything you don't get!" and if you DO ask a question, the teacher says "I just went over that! I can't believe you don't listen!"
Well you should have listened.  :cookieMonster: