Author Topic: Friend's mom  (Read 7752 times)

ITT: His friends mom is a bitch because she can afford nice things

ITT: His friends mom is a bitch because she can afford nice things
Guess what? You're an idiot.

If you need this explained too you, please read my posts in this thread.

I have to laugh at his friend's mom. I didn't even have what she had as a kid. all I had was a commodore 64. Hell Nintendo didn't even exist when I was a kid. She's spoiled in my comparison. Hell, I'm spoiled compared to people who live in Africa.

Woman needs some proper perspective.

My friend's mom is just the meanest bitch ever. When I was 10, she wouldn't let me wear loving bugspray because she thought I was "illergic", when I wasn't. I mean, seriously. She forces her loving kids to play outside. She even said I was spoiled. My friend told me that. And this is what I said:
    "Funny, because it's coming from a kid with his own Playstation3 and 2, same with an HD Plasma screen TV."
His OWN plasma screen. He's also got a loving dumptruck of video games. When I was 10, I had a loving thirteen inch, an Xbox, a Ps2, and hardley any games. Wtf? I'm spoiled. Today I just saw his mom at the mall, and I wanted to fricken mangle her.

what

when i think of bugspray i think of pesticides.

When I was 10, I had a loving thirteen inch
Think about what you just said.

Wait, Is the mom hot? I might have a different way to get her more submissive.

Wait, Is the mom hot? I might have a different way to get her more submissive.
You hit on hookers.

When I was 10, I had a loving thirteen inch, an Xbox, a Ps2, and hardley any games. Wtf? I'm spoiled.
When I was 10 I had an N64 and first-gen Playstation... well I didn't have it, it was in the living room for everyone, and I only got to play it at 6 in the morning before school when everyone else was asleep.


When I was 10 I had an N64 and first-gen Playstation... well I didn't have it, it was in the living room for everyone, and I only got to play it at 6 in the morning before school when everyone else was asleep.
IN MY DAY, THERE WERE NO VIDEOGAMES! OUR "ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM" WAS 3 MULES AND A ZUCCHINI! AND I SHARED THAT WITH MY 18 BROTHERS AND SISTERS! OUR HOUSE WAS SO SMALL, YOU HAD TO GO OUTSIDE TO STAND UP!

I feel so accomplished. :o

IN MY DAY, THERE WERE NO VIDEOGAMES! OUR "ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM" WAS 3 MULES AND A ZUCCHINI! AND I SHARED THAT WITH MY 18 BROTHERS AND SISTERS! OUR HOUSE WAS SO SMALL, YOU HAD TO GO OUTSIDE TO STAND UP!

I feel so accomplished. :o
We used to live in a paper bag in a septic tank. We got woken up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us. And when we went to sleep, our dads would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle if we were lucky! :)

We used to live in a paper bag in a septic tank. We got woken up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us. And when we went to sleep, our dads would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle if we were lucky! :)
At least you had a paper bag. Most of my childhood was spent in north Jersey. ;-;

At least you had a paper bag. Most of my childhood was spent in north Jersey. ;-;
You too? Were you that uppity kid in the two-story dorito bag?

You too? Were you that uppity kid in the two-story dorito bag?
No, that was Claude.

I lived in the alley offf 4th street. Joo know, the one with boxes stacked up, near the A&P?