Quote from my mum when I was 7 (awesome memory - GO!) Bolded words are the key words, put together to get the basic story.
"The doctor cuts off your foreskin when it gets too long and it stops you from piddling and it makes sores come up on your willy which get infected and you have to go to the little kiddies hospital because you might die" she then proceeded to go :c and look at me strange, to which I just waddled away as 7 year olds do. :|
Strange story... My mum still looks at me like that too :c