Author Topic: I made $3,750 today.  (Read 7111 times)

That truck is really what youll pick up franky in. Franky will have this case the case needs to go to the butcher, the butcher will give you an envelope. Take the envelope to the mall go to big fake tree next to macy's. Place the envelope by the tree,come back in five minutes there will be a toilet roll. Take the toilet roll, go to the bathroom next to the security room,and go to the third stall from the wall. Sit on the toilet, hand the toliet roll to the stall on the left. A package will be waiting for you on the sink, take the package back to Tony's Garage, at the the corner of Croak Dr. and Mellow meadow lane. Place the package into a red 1982 ferrari, wait for a green chevy Impala to drive up and ask for an "Oil change" inside the carborator you will find a suitcase. Engraved on the side it says "Spend Wisely".


That is how you made  3,750$ today.

There's a comma in the title, not a period. :)
In most of Europe they use commas instead of periods and periods instead of commas.

DID YOU KNOW?

Trucks are the most annoying vehicles on the road, son.  And, yes, you look like a loving dumbass riding one.

They're not only ugly, bad for the environment, pricey, and hard to see around while driving, but they also state, with ease, that you have that of an incredibly tiny snake.

Good day, sir.

I never realized how mentioning a pickup truck could give rise to such fiery and hateful rhetoric, especially from those who are not even likely of age to possess a driver's license.  You apparently have more experience than me.

Either way, I don't really need your approval to buy a truck or not.  I have my reasons.  The fact of the matter is this particular truck is as heavy, as fuel efficient, as environmentally sound, and less expensive than the majority of sedans, coupes, SUVs, and other classes of cars on the road today.  I offer you to compare this model of truck to other popular cars on the road of a comparable class. 

The fact of the matter is you never drove the car I just sold, so you don't understand why I sold it.  You have never, and apparently never will (if you practice what you preach) drive this truck that I look forward to buying, and you do not understand my current employment situation. 

I used to agree with your mentality in thinking that all pickup truck drivers are stupid hicks that drive them to massage their ego and feel like badasses, but believe it or not there actually is a minority of drivers who use the vehicle for the purpose for which it was designed.  I will be carting about 1,000Ibs worth of belongings over 2,000 miles in the next four months.  That is my reason.

Now the fact that you made the tiny-snake reference just comes off somewhat ironic.  You were trying to prove the point that I am claiming my superiority over other drivers around me because I supposedly have a small snake, but in doing so you did the same exact thing.  You called me out as if to say, "Hey look everyone, I'm better than this guy!"  No one forced you to post.  It was out of your own sense of self-righteousness that you decided to try and knock me down a peg.  But that's just my perspective.  I'm not going to criticize you for it...after all, I don't know you.

In closing, I only started this thread because I wanted to share my enthusiasm with other players over selling my car and making some much needed money, possibly allowing others the opportunity to offer some positive feedback.  It wasn't an attempt to garner attention, nor was it an invitation for others to offer their jaded point of view and make sweeping generalizations about people who drive trucks.  I am locking this topic. 

Oh, and I'm not your "son," as prospective as the thought of you as a father is.